Mom Job Number 128,587,389,098,897,980,001,894,903
To stay talking on the phone to child who is babysitting for as long as it takes so she will stay awake until the parents return home.
It was actually quite fun. I had her put the phone up to the household dog's ear. After hearing my melodious voice, he wagged his tail. Now how is that for excitement. I was hoping the bunny mauler would start in on a howl chorus or two, but he didn't. Must've known the children were sleeping.